Brace yourselves, The Sims are coming to a movie theatre near you

Brace yourselves, people, because 20th Century Fox has just bought the movie rights to The Sims. Now games are not exactly the kind of media that makes a great movie. Having said that, I do enjoy the DOA movie for some unknown reason. And no, it's not because of the chicks.

Anyway, moving on... Right, The Sims. How in the world is anyone going to create a movie about... nothing? It's not Jerry, you know.

According to Sims Studio head Rod Humble, "The Sims has done an interactive version of an old story, which is what it's like to have infinite power and how do you deal with it. Given that that's an old story, you can imagine how easily that would translate to traditional story telling." Ummm, Mr Humble, if we can call you that because you certainly doesn't sound humble, but The Sims doesn't have a story to tell, you know. That's the beauty of the game, players can have their own stories.

Now you want to put that onto the big screen, that's kind of defeating the whole purpose of the game. And let's not forget the guy who helped write Scary Movie 3 is writing the screenplay. Scary Movie 3 is a crap movie. Period.

I'll tell you what, the other way this movie is going to be successful is if we see some hot lesbian action and bitch slappings. Then again, porn does the same thing.

Soucre: Joystiq

P.S. maverick_saturn_626's comment sounds better already.

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